Winner: Microsoft Xbox

No console before or since has had so many unnecessary crevices and confusing industrial design choices. It’s capable of collecting dust, dander and unknown substances far more effectively than your average SNES or Dreamcast. It’s no wonder the original Xbox is a runaway first place for this category. Its ungainly frame and questionable fashion sense leave many simply wondering, “why?” Coupled with the cavelike environs these units surely inhabit, we find a no-win situation when it comes to cleanliness. With an incredible approx. 5 exclusive titles that anyone remembers, it’s destined to be one of the largest footnotes in gaming history.