[00:40:50] * Boo_penguin presents LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUES with your host : Boo_penguin
[00:40:58] * WarpRattler applauds
[00:41:01] <Boo_penguin> Yeahhh
[00:41:07] <Boo_penguin> you know what bothers me?
[00:41:12] <Boo_penguin> womans who dislike Pokemon
[00:41:27] <Boo_penguin> Maybe you're asking, why Boo, why?
[00:41:29] <Boo_penguin> it's simple
[00:41:57] <Boo_penguin> Pokemon rules and if you don't respect that, you don't deserve my love
[00:42:21] <Boo_penguin> For Halloween I get a Pikachu suit
[00:42:26] <Boo_penguin> yeah
[00:42:29] <Boo_penguin> for a party
[00:42:49] <Boo_penguin> a hot girl approach to me and say "Hi honey bee"
[00:42:53] <Boo_penguin> honey bee?
[00:43:08] <Boo_penguin> you're on drugs?
[00:43:10] <Boo_penguin> I'm PIKACHU
[00:43:13] <Boo_penguin> Pika-what?
[00:43:25] <Boo_penguin> Pikachu! The most powerful pokemon in all the pokimon universe
[00:43:46] <Boo_penguin> ok she said and left, walking backwards
[00:44:05] <Boo_penguin> doing the moon dance
[00:44:27] <Boo_penguin> now the wheather with Warprattler
[00:45:06] <WarpRattler> Thanks, Boo. That was a pretty good run tonight. Almost had a quadruple monologue going there!
[00:46:03] <Boo_penguin> yeah, but it's hawt or not tomorrow?
[00:46:08] <Boo_penguin> that's what people want to know Warp
[00:46:33] <WarpRattler> Now, it looks like it's going to be...cold. And possibly wet. How's it looking down in the Southern Hemisphere, Boo?
[00:46:46] <Boo_penguin> sounds like I need a new coffin
[00:47:16] <Boo_penguin> The Guest tonight it's an extraordinary dude
[00:47:25] <Boo_penguin> it's a videogame legend
[00:47:35] <Boo_penguin> a big applaud to Lizard_Dude
[00:48:13] * WarpRattler applauds
[00:48:30] <Boo_penguin> ...(hey Welch, this a alive show, wake up)
[00:48:30] <Lizard_Dude> Is this thing on?
[00:48:41] <Boo_penguin> Hi Lizard_Dude
[00:48:51] <Lizard_Dude> Hi
[00:48:55] <Boo_penguin> tell to the people your toughts about womans who dislike Pokemon
[00:49:01] <Lizard_Dude> well
[00:49:19] <Lizard_Dude> Sometimes you think a girl is the one for you
[00:49:34] <Lizard_Dude> You get along, like the same stuff, she smells good, stuff like that
[00:49:40] <Lizard_Dude> But then one day
[00:49:57] <Lizard_Dude> You say, "Dear it's time to get my team of 6 all up to Lvl. 100"
[00:50:13] <Lizard_Dude> and she say, "Sorry we have to go to dinner with the Johnsons tonight"
[00:50:35] <Lizard_Dude> and then you have to leave her
[00:50:42] <Boo_penguin> good reason to kill her and buried her under the bed
[00:51:06] <Lizard_Dude> I wouldn't go quite that far
[00:51:15] <Boo_penguin> You will never know Lizard_Dude
[00:51:42] <WarpRattler> Poor Lizard_Dude.
[00:51:50] * Ornament applauds
[00:51:51] <Boo_penguin> I receive an e-mail today from the audicence, and this one says "Hi Boo. I love the show. Why Lizard_Dude name is Lizard_Dude? He loves lizards?"
[00:51:55] * Ornament is now known as Rao
[00:52:08] <Rao> This is the best talk show I've ever been to
[00:52:14] <Boo_penguin> Lizard_Dude, your lines
[00:52:23] <Lizard_Dude> No
[00:52:26] <Boo_penguin> to Ralphie, from Minesotta
[00:52:26] <Lizard_Dude> It's because lizards love me!
[00:52:46] <Boo_penguin> there you go Ralphie
[00:52:50] <Boo_penguin> are you happy now?
[00:53:20] <Boo_penguin> Next e-mail "Hi, my name is Brenda, your show is horrible, the only cool thing in the show is WarpRattler. Keep the good work Warp!"
[00:53:29] <Boo_penguin> Something to say Warp?
[00:53:35] <Boo_penguin> are you sending fake mails again?
[00:53:39] <WarpRattler> Thanks, Brenda, but Boo_penguin is so much cooler than me.
[00:53:39] <Boo_penguin> you want to stole my show?
[00:54:09] <Boo_penguin> Keeping with the Lizard_Dude interview, tell me, you like SpaceGhost Coast to Coast ?
[00:54:18] <Lizard_Dude> It's a great show.
[00:54:24] <WarpRattler> Indeed.
[00:54:26] <Boo_penguin> you think he's greater than me?
[00:54:41] <Lizard_Dude> Ah, because you're both kind of ghosts
[00:54:52] <Lizard_Dude> Well I think he would win in a fight
[00:55:18] <Boo_penguin> Ok, let's go to ask him, we have a live connection with SpaceGhost
[00:55:24] <Boo_penguin> right now
[00:55:27] <Boo_penguin> oh
[00:55:34] <Boo_penguin> control says he doesn't want to appear in the show
[00:55:42] * Boo_penguin look around
[00:55:53] * Rao walks on stage
[00:56:01] <Rao> Oops
[00:56:04] <Boo_penguin> Ok Lizard_Dude, you have a great message to the audience?
[00:56:11] <Rao> Am I interrupting something?
[00:56:12] <Lizard_Dude> Yeah - get off the stage
[00:56:25] <Boo_penguin> Yes, Rao please, get off the stage
[00:56:38] * Rao returns to his seat
[00:56:39] <Lizard_Dude> Also - please remember to keep a heat lamp in your lizards' cages
[00:56:49] <Boo_penguin> What's that Lizard_Dude?
[00:56:59] <Boo_penguin> They don't have cold blood?
[00:57:22] <Lizard_Dude> They do have cold blood. So you need to help them stay warm.
[00:57:36] <Boo_penguin> that makes a lot of sense
[00:57:44] <Boo_penguin> actually
[00:58:10] <WarpRattler> Which brand of heat lamps do you prefer, Lizard_Dude?
[00:58:28] <Lizard_Dude> The GlowTron 3000
[00:58:29] <Boo_penguin> Well, folks, this is the end of the show, sends mails to boopenguinlatenightshowintmkwithwarprattlerandallthegang@nowai.com
[00:58:53] <Boo_penguin> We're saying goodbye
[00:59:01] * WarpRattler plays end-of-show theme
[00:59:04] * Rao turns off television
[00:59:07] <Rao> Oh wait
[00:59:13] <Rao> I'm in the audience
[00:59:13] * Boo_penguin grab a glass of vodka
[00:59:16] <Boo_penguin> what a horrible show
[00:59:42] <Boo_penguin> please, the next time, try to put "I love Boo" e-mails
[00:59:45] <Lizard_Dude> Do I get paid for that?
[00:59:48] <Boo_penguin> not more "I love Warp" e-mails
[00:59:59] <Boo_penguin> you must talk with the owner of the station Lizard_Dude
[01:00:06] <Boo_penguin> I'm a class B star
[01:00:26] <Rao> Wait
[01:00:38] <Rao> It's only 1:00 o'clock
[01:00:51] <Rao> There should be tons more late night talk shows on
[01:01:02] <Boo_penguin> we're in a independent state
[01:01:08] * WarpRattler confers with Lizard_Dude regarding his stint on LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUES with Boo_penguin, and finally comes to an agreement involving everyone in the audience sending him $5
[01:01:08] <Boo_penguin> here it's what Boo decides
[01:01:37] <Boo_penguin> -_- I need a new co-host